Hey! Before anyone start branding me as a Catholic fanatic, often enuff I "bash" (make fun of) my own religion actually almost all the time ....

A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The priest had a look and nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthy fully slid his hand up her leg. The nun looked at him and immediately said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” The priest was flustered and apologised profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on, while changing gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember psalm 129?” Once again the priest apologised, “Sorry sister, but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun got out and gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory!”

The moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.