Here are a couple of true-to-life conversations with geeks:
Geek: I just met the woman of my dreams. She smiled at me. She touched my hand. She even spoke to me!
Me: What did she say?
Geek: "Your change, sir."
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Geek: I just had a long, deep conversation with <name of beauty> on love and commitment.
Me: Really?
Geek: It was for our theology class. We had to talk about love and commitment.