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How to make a baby the Software Industry way....

Got this from a blog...

Project Manager thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.
Software Developer thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.
Business Analyst thinks a baby is no good because the client really wants a tank.
Architect is the one who makes ill tempered babies lasers mounted on their heads.
Onsite Coordinator thinks a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
Client is the one who isn't quite sure why he wants a baby in the first place.
Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
CFO who wants to outsource the whole baby making thing
Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a baby with zero resources.
Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.
Quality Auditor is the bitchy person who is never happy with the PROCESS to make a baby.
Consultants

  • Makes babies with multiple clients (at the same time).
  • Practices multiple "baby-making" techniques (agile baby making is usually preferred).
  • When accused of being the father, always claims "that is obviously someone else's child".
  • When asked about "UNIT" testing, he always responds with "I do daily tests of my unit at every client site".
  • Loses interest in any baby making activities 30 seconds after conception.
  • Always leaves "the client" before the baby is complete and delivered.


Extreme Programmer always wants to make baby using paired effort
VB programmer bangs out babies super fast. Rapid ankle-biter developement (RAD).
C# programmer doesn't care so much about the baby, as the inheritance chain.
C++ programmer makes baby using Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen as the starting chemicals
DBA makes sure his baby is replicated, just in case the original baby dies
Super developer can make a baby in 9 days

posted on Wednesday, October 12, 2005 5:43 PM by naldy

# re: How to make a baby the Software Industry way.... @ Wednesday, October 12, 2005 3:42 PM

cool!

lots of ways to make a baby in a software industry...hehehehehe

where did you get this blog?

kuyawa jud oi...

chelchel_am

# re: How to make a baby the Software Industry way.... @ Thursday, October 13, 2005 4:07 AM

FYI, the "baby" here is the software/IT projects we IT people do. :D

@chelchel_am
From Sahil Malik's blog http://www.codebetter.com/blogs/sahil.malik/

naldy


 
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