Kids, don't do it. I've just had a couple of glasses of red wine and then set forth on Project Gotham on the XBOX 360. Last week I managed to win all the trophies in Bronze and now I'm working my way through the silver cups. So, I thought I'd have a go at live gaming. I did it before and, although the experience was technically very smooth my race results were less than impressive. However, with my Maclaren F1 and a few drinks inside me I thought I'd have another go.

Bad plan. The Maclaren is a triksy beast at the best of times. And this was not the best of times. The time I didn't spend staring at the crash barrier I spent going sideways into it. My best was a second place on a track with lots of long straights where I didnn't have to steer much. The worst, well we don't want to talk about it.  If you meet up with me (I'm "Rob the bloke") then don't bother trying to overtake me. Just wait until I reach a corner and then admire the show.

I am currently position 69528 in League 70. I think I'll go and have a lie down.