"The Twelve pounds of Christmas"

The 1st pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, was a candy cane on the Christmas Tree.
The 2nd pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 3rd pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 4th pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, four pieces of pie, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 5th pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, five fig bars, four pieces of pie, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 6th pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, six ginger cookies, five fig bars, four pieces of pie, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 7th pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, seven sip of egg nog, six ginger cookies, five fig bars, four pieces of pie, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 8th pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, eight shots of rum, seven sip of egg nog, six ginger cookies, five fig bars, four pieces of pie, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 9th pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, nine golden muffins, eight shots of rum, seven sip of egg nog, six ginger cookies, five fig bars, four pieces of pie, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 10th pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, ten french fries, nine golden muffins, eight shots of rum, seven sip of egg nog, six ginger cookies, five fig bars, four pieces of pie, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 11th pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, eleven helpings of Jell-O, ten french fries, nine golden muffins, eight shots of rum, seven sip of egg nog, six ginger cookies, five fig bars, four pieces of pie, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.
The 12th pound of Christmas I gained on Christmas Eve, twelve tablets of Tums, eleven helpings of Jell-O, ten french fries, nine golden muffins, eight shots of rum, seven sip of egg nog, six ginger cookies, five fig bars, four pieces of pie, three bud lights, two bowls of pudding and a candy cane on the Christmas tree.

-- Travis aka Rhelic